You’re ALL Under Arrest

The Daily Bugle of Oklahoma City reports on a top secret memo leaked to the paper that outlines a running bet between the Top Democrats and Republicans in the House and Senate involving which of the two will be able to destroy the country first.  “Bush really gave it his all, what with starting two wars, screwing up the Katrina mess and everything else but, we really think we can do it with Obama in the White House.” said Nancy Pelosi.  “We are really going for the jugular with the Economic Collapse, the Stimulus, our move toward Socialism and now the oil spill in the Gulf, I don’t know how we can lose,”  she added. “We hope to have this place buried by the 2012 election.”   “Right now the only thing that could be more helpful is if a meteor hits Earth, ” Pelosi stated.


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