APPLECART UPSET— APPLES EVERYWHERE

OOPS!

Someone has upset the proverbial apple cart.  At this time it is not known who is responsible however local police and sheriff’s deputies are investigating.  “There is quite a bit of damage but, it is localized to the area near the apple cart,” said Sergeant Joe Peel of the Walla Walla Police Department.  “I’m afraid the apples are a total loss,” he added.   “We can report that there were no major injuries other than the operator of the apple cart, who sprained his ankle when he slipped in the apple juices.  “This is the third incident this year,”  according to neighbor Vivian Adams.  “In January, someone spilled the beans and just last week my husband dodged a bullet.”  “Its got the whole neighborhood on edge,” said Adams.

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