Finally, Someone Worse

Former President Jimmy Carter is said to be elated with the direction of the Obama Presidency.  An unnamed source close to Carter indicated that the former President is “happier than a pig in sh*t,” that Obama is set to supplant him as America‘s worst President.  “Carter can’t believe that things are going south so quickly.”  He’s only been in office for 16 months and he’s already neck and neck with Carter in terms of failures,” added the source.  “With the Healthcare debacle, the catastrophic oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, the terrible appointments and resignations within in the administration, the Rod Blagojevich scandal, and now the emerging Joe Sestak, Bill Clinton controversy, it looks like Obama is going to be at the top of the America’s worst President list all by himself.  The source went on to say, “I can’t tell you how happy President Carter is,by all these developments.”  “He’s been at the top for the past thirty years and he is looking forward to dropping down a peg while he is still alive to enjoy it.”   “If things continue at this pace, Obama will be so far ahead of anybody else, it could be a hundred years before anyone this bad comes along, if ever,” said the source.   Carter’s family is said to be planning a “big party” for the ex-President to celebrate.


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