OBAMA PROMISES TO RETURN COUNTRY TO AMERICANS “JUST AS SOON AS I’M DONE SCREWING WITH IT”

Almost Done Just Four More Years

In a speech to graduating students at Albright College in Reading PA, President Barack Obama has promised to, “return America to its rightful owners just as soon as I’m done fu*king around with it.”    Obama told the students that he was not stealing America permanently but, “just borrowing it for awhile.”   Sources indicate that Obama is the first Kenyan to own the nation in its history.   Obama’s intention according to his critics it to change the economy to a Marxist style, continue to fight in two wars and if he is lucky start up a third, destroy a large portion of the south’s economy,  bankrupt the sh*t out of the country, destroy it’s future, allow the country to be overrun by illegal aliens and convert it’s people to Islam.

Obama denies all these allegations and stresses that, “hey I’m only here to play some hoops and a bit of golf.”  Maybe at my worst I’m only going to keep it till 2012.”  “After that all those “tea people”  can have it all back or, what’s left of it.”

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