LAST MAN STANDING FALLS TO HIS DEATH

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The last man standing has fallen.  Once the icon for the poor and the pathetic masses of humanity, a rock solid and steady example of the brave and courageous human spirit, is no longer.  He is believed to have toppled over sometime last evening between nine and ten o’clock.  “I don’t know what happened, one second he was up and everything appeared normal then, I looked over, saw him staggering a bit and down he went,” said Sam Holesopple.  Holesopple, known to be the man’s long time friend appeared to be in shock.  Holesopple added that he did not believe the toppling was a result of, “knocking down a few drinks at Mulligans,” shortly before the incident.  “The dude was always a rock and I’ve seen him drink a lot more than what he had last night.”  Brockway police are investigating and a full report will be issued within the week.  Funeral arrangements are incomplete.

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