In an eerie quote reminiscent of his favorite musician, Lebron James has declared himself  to be, “more popular than Jesus.”  James made his announcement from his headquarters in South Beach.  It was originally believed  that James would make the announcement from Cleveland but, decided to make it from his new HQ in Miami.  In a second announcement James also declared himself ,  “king of the forest,”  “top of the heap,”  “A number one”, and “smarter than the average bear.”

In a stunningly quick response Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert called James, “an asshole.”  NBA Commissioner David Stern immediately fined Gilbert $100,000.


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