SATIRICAL WEB SITE LACED WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES

A local Pittsburgh blog,  CARBOLICSMOKEBALL,  has admitted to hiding subliminal messages within its stories.  The messages appear to be an effort of blatant mind-control which renders the reader helpless and unable to recognize fact from fiction.  It’s unclear who is behind the effort but clearly the work has been going on for a long time.  According to investigators the number of confused and misguided callers they were dealing with had one link in common and that was the fact that each and everyone was a reader of the blog.  “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said chief investigator Vic Timm, of the Pittsburgh FBI Office.  “The people kept calling local law enforcement with stories of LeBron James entering a seminary,spy swaps,  Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan posing for Playgirl and the supposed criminality of asking people if, “its hot enough for ya?”

CarbolicSmokeBall has been in existence since 2005   The investigation is ongoing.

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