LAUPER CLONE BOTCHES NATIONAL ANTHEM

Can't Get it RIght

After auditioning the last of 200,000 singers, the US Government announced that officially, “there is nobody in America that knows the National Anthem well enough to sing it publicly.   The final contestant to make the attempt was by a Cyndi Lauper clone, who made the attempt at the Super Bowl last night.

With no one left to sing the song it appears that Congress will have to pass legislation changing the song, or requiring that it may only be played instrumentally.

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