SHEEN EXPANDS DEMANDS

DUH

Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen has released additional demands against CBS and the shows producer, Chuck Lorrie.  It was reported that  his latest set of demands include;  7 million dollars per episode, 51% of CBS stock, a Ferrari, two homes in Beverly Hills, a Visa Card with no limit, an executive parking spot, one of Chuck Lorrie’s kidneys, tickets to all future Super Bowls, unlimited use of a corporate jet, a statue of himself in front of CBS Headquarters, and a decommissioned aircraft carrier.

It is unclear if network executives would be willing to meet his demands or if the show will be cut permanently.  Nobody at CBS would comment.  When reached for his reaction, Sheen went into a 20 minute, profanity filled diatribe against the network and the producers.

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