JAPAN’S CRISIS WORSENS:GODZILLA UNABLE TO CONTAIN RADIATION BUT HELP IS ON THE WAY

Is Help On the Way?

In a dramatic move the Japanese leadership has admitted that famed superhero monster Godzilla has been unable to contain the nuclear radiation and leak at the Fukushima Power Plant in Northern Japan.  As a result of this dramatic development, Japan has reached out to more of its former movie monsters to come in and help Godzilla.   Mothra and Gamera have been awakened from their decades old sleep and are being brought to the site of the nuclear disaster.  It is hoped with the addition of these two greats from Japans past, that they along with Godzilla will be able to bring the radioactive plant under control.

“This may be our last best hope,” wailed Tusimo Natakasa, head of the power plants board of directors.  “If this doesn’t work, we have ordered in dozens of Samurai swords on which to thrust ourselves,” he said.  “We are confident between the three of these super heroes, we can get this mess cleaned up.”

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