In a remarkable stroke of fortune, Jacob Reiss, a former research scientist and current Altzheimers Patient from Orlando Florida discovered a cure for the deadly affliction, this past Sunday. Unfortunately, before he could share his discovery with the world, Mr. Reiss misplaced the notes he had taken on the process for making the vaccine. “I just had those dang notes in my hand a minute ago,” he said. “I put them down someplace, I think, and I don’t remember where.”
At last report most of the members of the staff and other patients were seen searching the facility grounds in hopes of turning up the papers.