JEWISH SYMBOL TO BE RENAMED

Star of Dave

Word out of Israel is that the Jewish state’s religious leaders have decided to rename the religion’s iconic symbol. The Star of David.  “Henceforth the symbol of the Jewish Faith will be known as the “Star of Dave,” said Rabbi Hiram Abraham.  “We are simply responding to a more modern age and our faith’s place in that new age,” he added.   “We realize that to make our faith more interesting to the younger crowd, we need to become more hip.”   According to the Jewish Daily News, discussions are also taking place to market a backwards yarmulke and a Menorah shaped like lightning bolts.

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