CHAZ BONO TO SWITCH BACK ???

Switching Teams Again???

In a surprising development,  the daughter/son of singing icon, Cher, has decided to return to being a female, sources close to the situation  have stated.   Bono, originally born as Chastity, had surgery recently to become  a man.  “After trying this “penis thing” for a few months, I’ve come to realize that I much prefer being a woman,”  he/she added.  “I’m sorry to have caused all the fuss,”  said Bono.   “Thank goodness my vagina and breasts were put into cold storage for just such a situation.”   Bono is expected to be re-transformed on September 22nd at a hospital in LA.   MSNBC has decided to televise the procedure.   ‘Our viewers want to see this and we are going to provide them the opportunity,”  said Network VP,  Jordan Mike.  ” This should really bump up our ratings.”  he added.

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