In a surprising development, the daughter/son of singing icon, Cher, has decided to return to being a female, sources close to the situation have stated. Bono, originally born as Chastity, had surgery recently to become a man. “After trying this “penis thing” for a few months, I’ve come to realize that I much prefer being a woman,” he/she added. “I’m sorry to have caused all the fuss,” said Bono. “Thank goodness my vagina and breasts were put into cold storage for just such a situation.” Bono is expected to be re-transformed on September 22nd at a hospital in LA. MSNBC has decided to televise the procedure. ‘Our viewers want to see this and we are going to provide them the opportunity,” said Network VP, Jordan Mike. ” This should really bump up our ratings.” he added.