Rumors floating around the White House and in the Main Stream Media are that President Obama’s Teleprompter and related equipment were stolen by agents of the Republican National Committee. Chances are that those rumors are not true but, what is known is that without the teleprompter the President is in serious trouble. Since coming into office Obama has relied almost entirely on the teleprompter whenever he is speaking. Some say that he even uses it in the bedroom to command Michelle as she services him. Since the teleprompter disappeared Obama has not spoken publicly and all his speaking engagements have been cancelled. The Democratic Party is offering a reward of $50,000 for the safe return of the device.