PENISHENGE DISCOVERED IN SOUTH PACIFIC?

Penishenge?

An Island in the South Pacific, long uncharted, was recently discovered to have a Stonehenge like outcropping of giant penises.  These rock hard penises are between 10 and 15 feet tall and  5 to 10 feet in circumference.  It is unclear where these monoliths came from, who put them there or how long ago.  “We are completely baffled by these things,” said Joseph Lowery, Chairman of the Pacific Island Museum.  “We’ve never seen anything quite like this,” he quipped.  “The only thing that comes close would be Stonehenge but, those rocks were just rectangles stacked on top of one another.”  “These are different because they are shaped like a male appendage.” 

“It’s an amazing find and we hope to be able to research in greater detail how these came to be,” he added. 

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