Look Ma I Finally Made It

More Americans than ever before have gone for broke and are making it in 2011.  “This has been a banner year for bankruptcies,” said Alan Quinn, Under Secretary of the Treasury.  “It’s wonderful to see so many folks meet their goals like this,” he added.   “It’s been a trifecta in successful failures, something every goal setting American can be proud of.” 

“We’ve seen it in unemployment statistics, bank foreclosures and stock market losses.”   “This kind of thing only comes around once in a generation or two,” he remarked.  “Certainly, Herbert Hoover would be proud.” 

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