In their efforts to find a candidate worse than their 2008 nominee, John McCain, the Republican Party has invested millions in the campaigns of Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney. “We are pretty hopeful one of these three gets the nomination, because we can be sure to get our clocks cleaned again in 2012, ” said RNC Chairman Reince Priebus. “We are working hard to make sure we pick another loser,” he added.
The Republicans are said to putting together a field of candidates that is guaranteed to embarrass and humiliate the Party. “After we picked McCain last time around, I just go the impression was that our goal was to lose,” he said. “I want to keep that going and the best thing we can do now is to push one of these on the party members,” claimed Priebus. Lose lose is what we’re all about,” he added.