MUSLIM LEADERS IN NY SELECT RURAL CARPENTERS TO BUILD 911 MOSQUE

Alf and Ralph to Build Allah's Newest Home

In a bit of a surprising development,  Muslim leaders in New York City have selected a brother and sister team of carpenters to build a  controversial new mosque located near Ground Zero.  After considering hundreds of applicants from around the country, New York’s Muslim Council selected Monroe Brothers LLC to construct the structure in Manhattan. 

The Monroe Brothers are said to have a great deal of experience in construction and in working on  non-traditional projects such as” the Douglas’ Bedroom Closet and other major home improvement projects throughout Hooterville. 

“We were very lucky to get these two,” said Abul el Marcawe, spokesman for the New York Muslim Council.  “The are a talented and hardworking team,” he added.  “We expect them to build us the greatest Mosque in the world. 

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