GREAT POODLE TAKES POWER IN NORTH KOREA

Image In a bit of a surprise following the death of long time leader Kim Jong Il, his pet poodle Max has taken over running the country.  In a secret memo circulated within the ruling hierarchy of the Korean government, Jong Il directed that this favorite pet succeed him upon his death.  Sources close to the situation leaked a portion of the memo in which Jong Il is quoted as saying, “Our citizenery is dumb as fu*k and would probably follow a can of beans if I told them to.”   “Therefore I am declaring that upon my death, Max, my favorite pet, shall be my successor.”  Apparently, the edict did not sit will with Kim’s son (and supposed heir) Kim Jopng-un, who was seen shouting obscenities at his father’s top advisors.  The new ruler will be known as the “Great Animal” and has promised to share his food with his starving subjects.  “We are so happy for this,” exclaimed farmer Lee duc-to.  “We will be eating so much better in the future.”

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