Training Hard and Long

Recently convicted killer, Joran van der Sloot,  indicated through his attorney that he plans on beginning a strict training regimen for the 2038 Olympics to be held in Lima, Peru.  Van der Sloot, who begins his 28 year prison term for murder, says he will ask his Peruvian jailers for some weights, a weighted vest and shot put so he can “hit the ground running,”  now that his sentence has been announced.  “I was hoping to be able to participate in the 2024 Games but, I guess the judge had a different idea,” said van der Sloot.  “Since I will have a lot of time on my hands, I’m going to work hard on achieving this goal.”   “I plan on winning the gold and maybe hooking up with a nice girl and retire on a beach somewhere,” he said. 


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