PENN STATE OFFERS VICTIMS FREE SEASON TICKETS

In an effort to settle out of court with the alleged victims of  the Jerry Sandusky scandal,  the Penn State Board of Trustees has offered each person a pair of season tickets to the 2012 football season.   “We think this is immensely fair,” said board member June Lookhart.  “These tickets are at a premium and could easily fetch well over $200 out there on the market.”   “These are gold, pure gold,”  she added. 

According to PSU sources, the tickets will include free parking, admission to the game,  a meet and great with the coaching staff and use of the locker and shower facilities.

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