In an effort to settle out of court with the alleged victims of  the Jerry Sandusky scandal,  the Penn State Board of Trustees has offered each person a pair of season tickets to the 2012 football season.   “We think this is immensely fair,” said board member June Lookhart.  “These tickets are at a premium and could easily fetch well over $200 out there on the market.”   “These are gold, pure gold,”  she added. 

According to PSU sources, the tickets will include free parking, admission to the game,  a meet and great with the coaching staff and use of the locker and shower facilities.


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