NFL PROMISE: MADONNA WILL DEFINITELY BE THE LAST DINOSAUR TO APPEAR AT HALFTIME SHOW

A Raisin in the Sun on Super Bowl Sunday

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s Office announced earlier today that this year’s halftime show will be the final one headlined by an aging, skank-like, former superstar.  According to Goodell, many advertisers and fans alike are tired of watching an old, washed up band or singer,  perform the halftime show at the game’s main event.  “I promised my mother that we would allow one more of her favorite oldsters take center stage at the Super Bowl,” he said.   Madonna‘s appearance is the latest in a series of 50ish entertainers who have entertained at halftime including: The Who, Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen, Prince, Tom Petty and the Rolling Stones.   “Next year we are going to go in an entirely different direction,” said Goodell.  “We’re going to bring back the marching bands like we had in the old days.”  “There isn’t anything better than the sound of the drums and brass echoing up to the rafters,” he added.

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