CULT CHOSES TO LIVE LIVES IN BLACK AND WHITE

Color, Who Needs It?

A newly discovered cult, known as the BW’s,  which is headquartered in Kansas, believes that color has no place in American Life and as a result, has removed it from their lives entirely.  It is believed the cult is using some type of unidentified spray to eliminate all vestiges of color in their community.  “It’s quite remarkable but, these people have somehow stumbled on a way to wash out all colors except for black and white,” noted Steven Wonder, Mayor of nearby Hale Falls.  Cult members refuse to comment on the process or even acknowledge that it exists but, evidence suggests it involves the use of an aerosol of some type.   Government investigators are to visit the community on Monday to attempt to speak with the cult’s leader, known only as Koresh.  Thus far, attempts at communicating with the compound have been unsuccessful. 

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