DRUNKEN HUSBAND TRIES TO SNEAK INTO BED, FORGETS HE’S STILL IN CAR

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Local resident,  L. P. Gasse was arrested at his home yesterday when he attempted to enter his bedroom window while still inside his car.  “Evidently, Mr. Gasse was intoxicated and attempted to enter his home and was unaware he was still behind the wheel of his car,” said Patrolman Andrew Lisken.  Lisken, was the first officer on the scene and found Mr. Gasse, trying to get out of his automobile, which came to rest underneath his bedroom window. 

Gasse’s wife said that this wasn’t the first time her husband attempted to sneak into his house but, he had never attempted to drive in before.  Gasse was taken to the Emmelton Police Station for processing and according to Patrolman Lisken, would be allowed to sleep it off.  He will be charged with drunk driving and numerous other vehicular offenses.

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