According to the American Leader Magazine, more Americans are working their asses off for a smaller payoff. “I don’t think we’ve ever seen so many folks doing so much for so little,” said magazine editor, Joshua Beggs. “These appear to be the worst of times for many people who are willing to take on any job, just to put food on the table,” he added.
“No one would ever expect that many Americans would be willing to take on so many manual jobs,” announced Richard Kingston, head of the American Jobs Board. “Things like boat pulling, horse semen collector or anal probe sterilizer, are jobs no one ever wanted before but, today they can’t be filled fast enough,” he stressed. “It seems with the economy as bad as it is, we can probably expect the battle for these “plum” jobs to increase in intensity.”