GREEN LANTERN AIDS SCARE

Reports are swirling around the Marvel Universe that the recently outed superhero Green Lantern may have contracted AIDS.  In a recent statement released on his Facebook account, Green Lantern admitted to being concerned for his health after receiving information from his doctor that he may have contracted the AIDS virus.  “I am quite concerned about him,” said fellow superhero, Flash.  “I may have to run around the Earth at supersonic speed in order to get time to reverse itself and then maybe I could go back and warn him to keep his tool in the toolbox and not take any trips down that ole dirt road,” he added.    ” I hope he knows we all love him and will do our best to keep him alive,” announced Aquaman.  Justice League head, Bruce Wayne announced his will donate 10 million dollars to AIDS research. 

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