MITT ROMNEY INJURED WHEN SILVER SPOON SHATTERS TEETH

Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney was injured today when a silver spoon he had in his mouth, shattered.  According to his spokesman, Romney was walking around in his hotel room when the spoon, which he has owned since birth, broke in his mouth, cracking several teeth.  Reports indicate that he was taken to the office of a nearby oral surgeon where he was to have the teeth repaired.  The spoon was a gift from his parents and has accompanied him from the beginning of the campaign.  “There is no question this will hurt,” said spokesman Jess McDonall.  “Mr. Romney has had this item around his campaign as a good luck symbol, since he entered the race.”  “He is pretty superstitious.”

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