DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION SITE EVACUATED AFTER LIE DETECTOR FOUND INSIDE

Like a school of goldfish after a rock was thrown in the water, Democratic delegates rushed out of the Warner Arena Tuesday shortly before the start of the convention, when a lie detector was found inside the building.  Security found the device just outside the coat check window, shortly after 4 PM on Tuesday.  It was the first time a lie detector made its way inside a location with sucha a  large group of Democrats.  “We can’t have anything like this just laying around,” said Max Scanle, a democratic delegate from Wisconsin.  “For us it’s like Kryptonite,”  he added.  “Next thing you know, somebody gets hooked up to one and it could be very embarrassing to everybody.”

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