NEW YORK, NEW JERSEY GAS RATIONING TO BE BASED ON ROCKS PAPER SCISSORS

Best of 3

Those unfortunate folks living in New York and New Jersey have been told that beginning tomorrow, gas rationing at all New York and New Jersey gas stations    will be based on a best of three game of rocks paper scissors.  After long negotiations between New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his counterpart in New Jersey, Chris Christie, the method was determined to be the most fair and the quickest.  Rod Bloom, spokesman for Governor Cuomo explained the decision to use the long time playground staple, as a means to control the long lines at the gas stations in the hardest hit areas.  “We all came to the agreement that this method would be something everyone understood and could implement very quickly,” said Cuomo.  It would prevent people from switching license plates and coming into the stations when it wasn’t their turn,” he added.  Governor Christie agreed and said he was OK with it as long as it isn’t implemented at any fast food restaurants.  

 

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