PETRAEUS EARLY LEADER IN 2016 ELECTION POLLS

According to sources, General David Petraeus is the early leader in recent Gallup Polls for the 2016 presidential election.  Thanks to all the recent publicity regarding his affair with biographer Paula Broadwell, Petraeus is becoming so well-known that he appears to be gaining great support among Americas who don’t pay attention to anything and just vote by guessing.   According to Gallup pollster, John Dughan, “General Petraeus is pulling way ahead with this important demographic, which includes about 70% of the U.S. population.”  “Let’s face it,” said Dughan, “We know that a majority of Americans don’t know much about politics, government or history, so someone in the news like the general, is getting their support.”  “In fact, I’d predict that if the election were held today, he would win in a landslide.”  “When you have a fairly stupid electorate like we do, someone in the news so much has a great chance,” he added.  “Now the trick will be to keep this scandal in the news for four more years.”   

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