REDSKINS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE FIELD WORSE

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Worst Field Winner

“Everyone is looking for that home field advantage.”  Some teams get it by having a big and loud home crowd, some by making and displaying huge banners but, our advantage comes from having the crappiest field in the league,” said team owner Danny Snyder.  “Our players know it and use it to their advantage.”  “The only thing we have to worry about is some free agent or rookie tearing up his knee before he gets used to field conditions.”  Hey, but it’s a gamble we are willing to take.”  “Besides, what are the chances of something like that happening?”

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