EXCEPT FOR KILLING FOREIGNERS
During an interview on KDKA Radio ,well-known anti-gun advocate Jerold Davis said that his group doesn’t demand the elimination of all guns. “We are smart enough to realize that guns have a place in the world, particularly, when they are used to kill foreigners in places like Iraq or Afghanistan.” “In fact, I’d be willing to state that guns have a good side, as long as they kill people in other places and not in the USA,” he added. “Everyone knows that the deaths of people from other countries really don’t count. ”
When asked about his view of guns in the hands of law-abiding American Citizens, he responded by saying, “I don’t think average American Citizen are capable of handling guns without hurting themselves or someone else.” “But, when it comes to killing people in other countries, I am all in favor, he added”
Let Me Dance or You Die!
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un seems hell bent on starting World War III, with his recent actions on the Korean Peninsula. Apparently, Kim is angry over the American refusal to allow him to try out for the next round of Dancing With The Stars. Sources in the Korean nation have indicated that Jong-Un has been practicing a great deal for the opportunity to perform on the American TV Show. “We were not aware of the Dear Leader’s interest in performing on our show, said ABC Exec, Douglas MacArthur.” “Regardless of that, we have rules and standards that are applied equally to all people interested in appearing on the show.” Mr. Un did not meet these requirement and, as a result, was not invited back to the second audition, he added.”
A North Korean spokesman said that Mr Jong-Un had been watching American Films such as, Fame, Dirty Dancing, Singing In The Rain and numerous others and was distressed over his treatment on the dance show and indicated that the leader was willing to, “Let my nukes do the talking.”
The Hat Says It All
It’s All Satire 24/7’s Blog has received visual proof that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un is a dunce. “The photo says it all,” said Jon Lemay, Undersecretary of State for Far East Affairs. “When you have a guy this stupid running a country with Nuclear Weapons, it’s not a very good thing for anyone,” he added.
North Korea’s government responded with accusations that the photograph had been altered by the USA and/or it’s ally South Korea.