MORSI TO BE REINSTATED IF HE PROMISES TO “WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN”

Doing it Like This

Doing it Like This

Deposed Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi was promised reinstatement by the leaders of Egypt’s military, providing he promises to observe the practice of “walking like an Egyptian.”   Morsi, who was recently removed from power, ostensibly for failing to follow the proper customs and practices of the majority of Egyptians, was notified today that he could be reinstated as the country’s President, provided he follows common practices of the people, INCLUDING, “walking like an Egyptian. It is not known if his membership in the Muslim Brotherhood would bar him from this particular kind of walking.  Morsi is currently being held under house arrest.

Morsi has not yet been reached for comment and it is unknown if he will agree to this stipulation. 

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