POPE’S DOG MAKES OFF WITH ST. PETER’S BONE FRAGMENTS

Just as tfragshe Catholic Church was about to display the supposed bone fragments of St. Peter, the Pope’s dog, Lucifer bolted through the Basilica making off with the bag containing the holy relics.  Before he could be cornered, the dog took off through Vatican Square and was lost in the crowd.  Despite dispatching the Swiss Guard to search for the animal, no one was able to bring in the canine.  It was only after an hour when the dog returned on his own, did Vatican officials realize that the bones were nowhere to be found. 

The Pope and other officials believe the dog buried the bag,somewhere in the city limits.  Vatican officers were dispatched to search for the bag and so far, they have not been able to find it.  The Vatican is offering a reward for the return of the bones.  Anyone finding the bag is asked to make contact with local Police.

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