Former Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky is rumored to be the top candidate to fill the recently vacated head football coaching position with the university. Sources close to the search say the committee is looking for someone with strong ties to the school with extensive coaching experience and is able to relate well to young men.
“When we looked at all our criteria for a head coach and considered all the options, it was a no-brainer to put Jerry right at the top of the candidate list,” said Associate AD Vince Galotta. “There were just no weaknesses in Mr. Sandusky’s resume,” he added. “Jerry’s ties to the glory years of our university, also add a lot of weight to his consideration.”
When reminded that Mr. Sandusky was currently serving time in prison Galotta said, “we don’t expect those charges to stick.” “It’s our belief Jerry will be out very soon and his name will be cleared.” “Our focus is on seeing Jerry running up and down the sidelines wearing a Penn State sweater and not an orange jumpsuit.”