“UN” BELIEVEABLE (repost)

Let Me Dance or You Die!

Let Me Dance or You Die!

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un seems hell bent on starting World War III, with his recent actions on the Korean Peninsula.  Apparently, Kim is angry over the American refusal to allow him to try out for the next round of Dancing With The Stars.   Sources in the Korean nation have indicated that Jong-Un has been practicing a great deal for the opportunity to perform on the American TV Show.  “We were not aware of the Dear Leader’s interest in performing on our show, said ABC Exec, Douglas MacArthur.”  “Regardless of that, we have rules and standards that are applied equally to all people interested in appearing on the show.”  Mr. Un did not meet these requirement and, as a result, was not invited back to the second audition, he added.” 

A North Korean spokesman said that Mr Jong-Un  had been watching American Films such as, Fame, Dirty Dancing, Singing In The Rain  and numerous others and was distressed over his treatment on the dance show and indicated that the leader was willing to, “Let my nukes do the talking.” 

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WEATHERMAN CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE SEES WHAT HE SEES ON WEATHER MAP.

Looks Simple Enough To Me

Looks Simple Enough To Me

Channel 19 weatherman, Vince De Luca, can’t understand why nobody can see the images he points out on his nightly weather map.  “I’ve been doing this for 11 years and people still stop me on the street and tell me they can’t see anything I’m pointing out on the weather map.”  “It really baffles me that folks can’t see the things I point out.”  “They are clear as the nose on my face,” he added.  “When I talk about low pressure or point to the cloud cover or even the areas of fog, people say they can’t see any of it.”  “I must be talking to people who are either blind or idiots,” said DeLuca.