NFL RECRUITS WHITE PLAYERS TO BEAT THEIR WIVES IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE RACIAL EQUALITY.

NOW WE'RE EVEN

NOW WE’RE EVEN

In a move seen as a way to achieve racial equality among its domestic violence prone players, the NFL has reportedly asked several of its’ white players to “slap their bitches” around a little, to take some of the spotlight away from the league’s  African-American athletes. “We don’t want to appear to be a racist organization by allowing only our black players to be ridiculed for domestic violence, so we’ve asked a few of our white minority athletes to step up and take some of the heat off the brothers,” said Sam Spade, director of the NFL’s Diversity Initiative.

“It just makes us look racist by allowing our black players to continually, take the fall in the media, for perpetrating 100% of the domestic violence incidences in the news lately.” he added.  “We want to be sure to avoid the reality of the situation and not allow the fact that all of the high-profile players accused, charged or convicted of domestic violence, are indeed, black.”    Spade also stated that he expected a number of white players to begin beating their wives or children in the next couple of days and that the racial balance of NFL abusers should be achieved by the beginning of the week.

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