STEVIE WONDER ASKED: WHAT COLOR IS THAT DRESS?

It's Black Man, Black!Stevie Wonder jumped into the fray regarding the  color of the bodycon dress depicted all over the internet.  There has been much discussion and argument among people as to whether the dress was blue or gold, since many people were seeing it differently.  When asked by TMZ what he thought about the whole controversy, Wonder answered, “It’s black!”  When asked about Wonder’s comment, Jose Feliciano and Ray Charles both agreed, “definitely black” they said.

HEADLINES: JOE BIDEN TO SEEK THIRD TERM AS VICE PRESIDENT

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Current VP Joe Biden has indicated his intention to run for a third term as Vice President.  Biden held a news conference today to announce his intentions.  He also made it known that he would be will to serve under a President from either party.  “I know I don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming President,” he admitted.  “But, I’m pretty sure America would enjoy another four years of me acting the stooge for whomever they elect as president.  To prove my willingness to stay on, I am changing the locks on the Vice President’s Residence.”  “I know in my heart America wants an entertainer and fun-loving guy in this position.”

When asked about Biden’s intentions, President Obama said, “Joe Who?”