HEADLINES: JOE BIDEN TO SEEK THIRD TERM AS VICE PRESIDENT

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Current VP Joe Biden has indicated his intention to run for a third term as Vice President.  Biden held a news conference today to announce his intentions.  He also made it known that he would be will to serve under a President from either party.  “I know I don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming President,” he admitted.  “But, I’m pretty sure America would enjoy another four years of me acting the stooge for whomever they elect as president.  To prove my willingness to stay on, I am changing the locks on the Vice President’s Residence.”  “I know in my heart America wants an entertainer and fun-loving guy in this position.”

When asked about Biden’s intentions, President Obama said, “Joe Who?”

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