A Minneapolis man recently awakened by the barking of his neighbor’s dog, found himself no longer able to go back to sleep and dream of wealth, happiness and prosperity. “It’s really a shame,” said Michael Dura. “”I was in a deep sleep and dreaming about being on my yacht in the Caribbean, surrounded by beautiful women, when that damn hound started yapping and blew it all up.” “I’ve tried a dozen times to get back to sleep and redial that scene in my head but, it just won’t come back,” he added. I’m really honked off and the next time I see Bill, my neighbor, I’m going to let him know about it.” “It’s not right that I have to deal with reality like this.” Dura says he plans to keep trying to regain the dream despite the difficulty
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